Food Critic, Food Lover, Food Pest
19th March 2011
Lamb and Potatoes how very classical. So classical I gave it a good twist of the nuts and thru in some Reggae Reggae sauce, bit more of catchier name than Dolmio I think.
Reggae Reggae sauce has been around for a while now, I won’t bore you about it so google it.
I will tell you how it tastes…like fire!! I can imagine it taste like fire when it’s angry and on it’s period.
The tag line for the sauce is ‘Put some music in your food’ it should be something more like ‘Have a nuclear bomb go off in your mouth and stab your tongue’.
It still tastes very good though, the spices go right up your nose shutting off parts of the brain and apart from the flaming hot taste it’s fruity and abit like Brown Sauces Bastard brother!
Recommended! Buy or shoplift now.
Vegetables 2 nights in a row! I must be ill.
5 beautiful herb infused Lamb chops, and 4000 grains of lovely rice.
When I eat Lamb I always think of little white clouds on legs jumping around the countryside all happy and full of life…bit weird really because at no point do I feel guilty when I eat it.
In most ways Lambs are better dead because they taste so good!
Support your local abattoir!
7th March 2011
I’m very proud of my Carrot and Swede Mash,made from scratch and ate at the speed of sound, damn that was good Mash! Was abit on the moist side though.
The Lamb also was remarkable and I now realise what the Phrase ‘Lamb of God’ means and it refers to this meal! The Lamb is the Lamb and i am God! Not something to do with….
‘Jesus Christ in his role of the perfect sacrificial offering that atones for the sins of humanity in Christian Theology’
Jesus didn’t cook this dinner, i did! I’m much better than Jesus…for example when people think of me they don’t think ‘Bearded Twat’ they just think ‘Twat’. BIG DIFFERENCE.
3rd February 2011
When I look at this I think to myself ‘Did I just get a time machine to WW2 and go shopping with my ration book?’
It does look abit on the empty side. The Veg was looking right at me from the cupboard I never open but vegetables are a pain in the arse when you can’t be bothered.
In lighter news, my new frying pain arrived so I cooked some Lamb. The Lamb came out gorgeous, and was Organic so I knew the Lamb never suffered any sexual abuse when it was younger. This helped the flavour and went with the boiled Potatoes pretty well.
Photo with 2 notes
25th January 2010
Tonight I went to a local Indian Restaurant and ordered a Lamb Pasanda, mainly because i’m sick of ordering a Korma and it was mentioned in an episode of Gavin and Stacy and they seemed to like it.
The Lamb was tender and soft and the sauce was creamy and mild with a subtle almondy taste. I had plenty of time to savour the taste and take my time as the people I was dining with were having the most boring football conversation ever known to man.
‘Did you know Gareth Bale has only had 1 assist so far this season?’ DULL
The Pilau rice was standard. All washed down with a Cobra Beer.
